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MeCassa being the most Freudian ship is honestly so funny 🤣🤣
Wait no hold on--
Why are they Freudian
Because Cass loves a shorty to boost her own ego?
Are we suggesting Cass' love to Melon isn't as genuine as one may think?
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bakugou (pro hero, mid 30s, 2nd on the ranks) who even with two entire teams of medical staff members dedicated to him and red riot, he will still genuinely believe that your kisses are more effective than whatever pain relievers the paramedics try to shove down his throat
#he will DEMAND to see you after any accident#since ure always on scene#idk as a paramedic maybe?#or if it’s sth minor he demands kisses the second he walks thru the door#sy.katsuki#bakugou x reader#bakugou headcanons#mha bakugou#bakugou x you#bnha bakugo katsuki#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katsuki#bnha bakugou#bakugo katsuki#katsuki x y/n#bakugo x reader#katsuki bakugo#bakugo katuski#katsuki bakugou#katsuki bakugo mha#bakugou fluff#bakugou drabble#bakugou katuski x reader#bakugou x y/n#katsuki x reader#katsuki fluff#katsuki x you
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do you think the batkids have like a board or a journal where they keep track of the most batshit insane things they yelled at bruce in the heat of the moment during an arguement
#dick has held the top spot for years#however damien with 'a biological accident doesn't make you my father' almost dethroned him#idk maybe some of the kids said more insane shit but I thought that one was WILD#batman#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#just realised i spelled damian wrong in one of the tags but im in too deep I formally apologize#jason todd#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#steph def has a spot in the top ten#duke thomas
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Yandere carnival clown x reader
Tries to cheer you up with treats and jokes and gives you a clown nose like his
YESSS Anon, your mind!!! I LOVE circuses/carnivals/festivals/clown aesthetics!! So here's Polka Stripes the Clown (Polka for short!)
I'm ngl I am SO tempted to make a whole yandere circus + a bunch of yandere clowns hehe
#yandere oc#male yandere#tsuuper ocs#yandere x reader#yandere x you#tw yandere#male yandere oc x reader#monster boyfriend#Polka Stripes Tsuu OC#I'M SERIOUS I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS................ im just GRAHHH#it'll also be a supernatural circus#like maybe the reader gets spirited away accidently idk would be fun#yandere clown#yandere clown oc#clown oc#male yandere oc
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I've seen a lot of different takes on Fear Toxin/other fear causing stuff (Yellow Lanterns Ring or something)(later just called Fear Toxin cause I'm lazy) but here is another one.
Danny seems like he isn't affected by Fear Toxin because his biggest fear is that his accident changed him so much he is no longer human, he can no longer truly experience human things.
So when he gets lungful of fear Toxin, he feels normal. He was antsy before, because c'mon, it's a rogue attack but it's not worse. Or so he thought. Because the anxiety lingers. Not enough to register as abnormal just this slight hypervigilance that makes you see things about yourself and your surroundings that you'd never realize otherwise. He'd realize he doesn't blink as often. He'd realize that if he doesn't consciously focus, he sometimes seems to not touch the ground. Forgets to breathe. He can't feel his own pulse at time. He'd realize people will miss him when he's walking down the street as if he was invisible (people just don't care about everyone they pass by). When he'd look straight into his reflection, he'd look slightly to the left. Not enough to actually name anything that was wrong but just stretched enough to fall on the wrong side of the uncanny valley. If he just caught his reflection in the peripheral vision, it'd be vaguely shadowy creature with glowing green eyes and white smoke instead of hair. Overall he'd be just wrong enough to be distinctly not human.
For everyone else, he'd be just a dude. Literally couldn't find more normal dude than this dude. Will pass as absolutely normal human unless someone is specifically looking for ecto-ghost stuff. Even most magic users wouldn't clock him at the glance
Tldr: Fear Toxin makes Danny perceive himself as some sort of eldritch horror but not enough to make him believe he'd actually be affected, while from outside perspective he's Just A Dude™
#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#fear toxin#please no Ghost King#nothing against this au but i don't think it'll mesh well woth this idea#probably works best with danny soon after accident#maybe still believing all of his parents anti-ghost propaganda#that'd add to angst for sure#idk why he is somewhere where he could be affected#idk who would realize something is wrong#up to whoever wants to do expand on this prompt#he'd cry when someone tells him he's been in fact affected by fear causing thing#because this means he *is* human and while he was fundamentally changed by his death#it didn't fully get rid of his humanity#but he won't tell that too busy being relieved so whoever delivered the news would be in for the ride#actually it'd be cool if it was someone who has superpowers but they showed up later in their life#parallels y'know#... i may still not be normal about “i wonder what could lie beyond infinity” by Numinous_Scribe on ao3...#top notch fic go read it great Clark characterization#anyway because plot kinda escaped me#hope this idea scratches someone's creative braincell or something#im curious what y'all will make out of it#yellow lantern#have a nice day dear stranger who got to this part
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It’s been done in every which way but Eddie being in an accident of some kind that leaves him paralyzed, but his doctors believe he could walk again with intense physical therapy
He’s stubborn and absolutely hasn’t dealt with any of the trauma of the accident and takes it out on his physical therapist, Steve, who is used to patients being pretty angry about their situation
He always meets Eddie where he is though, tries to keep a smile on his face and joke when appropriate and even shares his cookies from his lunchbox with him
Eventually, Eddie starts making some progress, but instead of being happy about it, he panics and cancels all his PT appointments for the week
Steve tries calling, texting, emailing, doing everything he can to encourage him to keep going, but it all goes unanswered until Gareth, one of Eddie’s closest friends, calls him on Eddie’s phone
He’s depressed and he won’t get out of bed, he’s given up. He’s tired of being in pain and having to try to so hard just to move his damn legs a little
Steve isn’t usually this personal with clients, and tells Gareth he can’t discuss anything medical with him due to patient confidentiality, but insists he should try to drag him to the office the next day before it opens
And somehow, probably through guilt, Gareth manages to wheel a very sullen and grumpy Eddie into the side door entrance to the office at seven in the morning
Steve tells him to come back in an hour to pick him up and Eddie ignores the goodbye Gareth says to him
And Steve pretends nothing is wrong at all, goes through the usual temperature and blood pressure check, asks how he’s feeling and gets a grunt in response, asks if there’s any pain and gets an eye roll
But Eddie met his match in Steve because Steve then pushes him to the center of the workout room, where a large mat is out and a walker is set to the side
“What’s that?”
“Your walker.”
“I don’t need one seeing as I can’t fucking walk.”
“You are today.”
And Steve knows he’s pushing and he hates being pushy
But he knows what his clients are capable of, and he knows without a single doubt in his mind that Eddie is ready to use the walker for five to ten minute increments. He has the leg strength and the stubbornness, he just needs the belief in himself
“Do you want me to hurt myself worse?”
“Of course not. And if you get tired, the seat on the walker is right there. But you can walk and you will walk.”
“And if I call Gareth to come get me right now?”
“Then I don’t believe my services are of value to you anymore and I’ll wish you the best.”
It pained Steve to say it because he knew he was fucking good at what he did, maybe the best in town. His clients often had to wait for his availability to open for weeks or months at a time because of how many people were referred to him
But he said the right thing because Eddie huffed, groaned, and cursed under his breath before wheeling himself to the edge of the mat to hold onto the walker
He pulled himself up
His legs were shaking from not being used for the last few days more than the bare minimum, but his determination was clear
Steve slowly pulled the chair away as Eddie unlocked the brakes of the walker and glared at Steve as he took one step, then two
Sure, he was relying pretty heavily on the walker, maybe more than Steve would’ve liked to see, but he was moving
He made it across the mat and then locked the brakes, sat down on the pad on the walker, and gave a sarcastic grin to Steve
“Happy?”
“Are you?”
And maybe Eddie wasn’t ready to be asked that because he was suddenly sobbing, covering his face as tears flowed down his cheeks
Steve gave him a few seconds before moving to kneel in front of him, pulling his hands away
“You deserve to have your life back, Eddie. You’ve been lucky to have the chance to walk again. Let’s not waste it, okay?”
Eddie spent the rest of the session walking across the mat and taking breaks every two minutes or so
It was better than Steve even expected, but he reminded Eddie not to do too much at once
Eddie didn’t miss any more appointments with Steve, and every appointment, he seemed to be more charming and flirty, more like “the old Eddie” according to Gareth, who drove him most days
Steve never admitted it out loud, but he knew what he felt for Eddie was different from other clients. It felt more personal, and it felt like it could be more someday
When Eddie graduated to a cane, Steve’s services were officially no longer needed
And Eddie decided that he should probably take Steve out on a date
“Since I can walk and hold your hand now,” he winked.
Steve should say no, but he doesn’t
Because holding Eddie’s hand feels even more right as his boyfriend than it did as his physical therapist
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#headcanon#physical therapist Steve#idk going through my notes on things I’ll never have time to actually write#but maybe someone else does#I’m literally ignoring work so hard right now#I’m just tired!!!!#im just a girl who doesn’t wanna work anymore!!!!#cw: injury#cw: mention of accident
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I've realized that truly the worst thing Stiller and Erickson could do would be to move on from Burt and Irving as a lost cause. I don't want a single stilted flashback to the s1 finale that ends with Irving telling the innies that "oh he was already happy, I have to find a way to move on" with some dejected pining throughout.
I want this tragedy to hurt unimaginably and I want Irving to fight to have it, I want grey morality and apostasy all because of true love, I want to see Burt's outtie put in the worst no-win situation, I want to see Irving revel in it while being in the worst pain of his life. I want them to address how Lumon's most devout servant helped spark a rebellion solely because he found a soulmate. And I want to see how Irving even moves forward when he loses it. (DOES he lose it? I don't know. I don't WANT to know for as long as possible.)
There is so much here and the worst thing imaginable would be for them to relegate it.
#irving is the heart of the show's religious symbolism and it elevates everything. jesus and magdeline idk.#and the best part is that irving is not a worshiper. he's didactic. he's searching for a muse. lumon was the only thing there. and then BUR#but the symbolism still fits and irving becomes it regardless. religion and art are the same thing anyway.#i know we get the church scene#but this season feels so big and there's so many other stories happening#unfortunately cinema history has taught me that burt's would be the easiest to let fall to the wayside#(also. CHURCH SCENE like stiller and erickson are AWARE of what they have written it was not an accident!!!!!#these yellow curtains are not yellow to be yellow!!!!!!!)#severance#severance season 2#irving bailiff#burt goodman#irving x burt#burving#AND MAYBE I WANT THEM TO KISS OK
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For all those skiing accidents Bruce gets into, he must have to actually go skiing a couple of times just for the press coverage.
And before he buys the Planet, Perry sends Clark out to do a piece on the skiing industry and hopefully get an interview with the walking safety hazard that is Bruce Wayne.
Or honestly, have them meet as civilians at any of Bruce’s extreme sport covers. Because galas are boring as fuck and I wanna see Brucie Wayne try and teach Clark Kent how to ski.
#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#superbat#bruce trying to figure out how competent he needs to pretend to be at skiing#because all of the accidents happen in remote mountain ranges since no ski lodge would allow that sort of bad press that often#and he needs to be moderately competent in order to sell doing the high stakes skiing#but the whole point is that he often ends up in multiple casts so he’s gotta be somewhat accident prone#and then there’s clark from kansas who can fly but has more experience cross country skiing than downhill#and bruce entertains himself flirting with the reporter he knows had been at a couple of galas but always had a different story to cover#maybe the get snowed into the lodge and just end up playing chess or something and bruce can’t tell if he’d rather have his kids here#or is thankful they aren’t here to wait him fail so badly at flirting with the cute reporter#idk how to reveal their identities maybe they both get an emergency JL call but god let them meet somewhere not a gala
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my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.
#ramblings of a lunatic#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#this is a joke post but it also. isn't#like. i understand that what I'm asking for is a very slippery slope especially in the hands of the average comic writers (hates women sm)#but consider that i think it would be neat if female characters in the batmythos had sex lives again...#babs was out here having cybersex with ted kord in the 90s! helena had sex! black canary had sex and was kinda a gotham chara back then!#cass is generally more interested in justice than in sex and i abide by that#(tho user @casscain-mainly has great meta diving into the portrayal of cass' sexuality! good read and was on the brain while typing this)#steph however? canonical sex haver and got done dirty for it#like. personally i prefer to imagine that steph having sex with dean was 100% her choice#idk man she just felt like it! she wanted to bone#and maybe there's other factors at play there- Dean is by all accounts deeply unpleasant as a person so no doubt-#-stephs chronic low self-esteem played into her choice of man here#but again i like to imagine that it was all sane and consensual (tho not safe which again. lots to ponder there-#-like ik dixon was NAWT thinking abt this at the time but Steph's mom is a nurse. a semi-absent nurse but a nurse nonetheless)#(i find it hard to believe that Steph didn't have a basic sex education. meaning it was either a freak accident she got pregnant-#-or a wildly ooc decision on her part. OR some kind of outside pressure put on her by someone/something)#(we'll never know bc dixon hates me personally)#BUT ANYWAY yeah Steph has some kind of canonical sex drive and is just. soundly punished for it#and then she's with Tim (Paragon of Male Virtue in Dixons eyes) so no sex whatsoever no no no ☝️#and she's never had a seriously considered love interest outside of Tim to ever consider having sex with#ALL THIS TO SAY. let Steph have sex again but without the narrative punishment in 2025#if this is what it takes to get her back in bat books so be it#also she should get to hook up with some age appropriate fellow heroes. as like fun one offs#who's in her age range? blue beetle (jaime)? circuit breaker? assuming we're trying to make this canonical and (sigh) can't pull women#I'm blanking on men who aren't vaguely too old/young for steph or gay. or just awkward (i.e like. kon el. that'd just feel weird yknow?)#ANYWAY yeah. Steph Brown stud era
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Aftg Hunger Games au with Jean as Katniss because in the end Elodie dies anyway
#Kevin as Gale and Jeremy as Peeta#do you see the vision#the rest of the characters can be loosely based and even have their stories played with a bit#like maybe Kevin lived in the Capitol for a while before running away because he heard Jean’s district was where his father was#but do you seeeeeeee it#anyway I’m going back to sleep now bc it’s 4am#oh and the au is All For The Hunger Games#and Jeremy’s family are the mayoral family and while Jeremy is struggling with using that’s when Noah gets picked but because of Bryson and#Annalise’s accident they can’t volunteer so everyone expects Jeremy to and he doesn’t and Noah ends it right off the bat by stepping off#the pedestal. Jeremy’s using gets worse before the forced therapy and everything#but he’s always seen Jean around and always been kind to him—tosses him a loaf or does some equivalent of that idk#and then post hunger games he relapses and Rhemman (Hamich) who’s always been somewhat close to Jeremy sees what’s happening and decides#that it’s hypocritical but he’s got to help this kid. so he and Jeremy help each other to overcome their addictions#and maybe Jeremy’s family demand a huge share of his winnings claiming it’s the least he can do for all the grief he’s brought to them#Hunger Games aus are just so brilliant to write hcs for#aftg#tsc#trc#the hunger games au#Jeremy Knox#Jean Moreau#elodie moreau#noah wilshire#noah knox#james rhemann
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crackfic where tooth fairy keeps accidentally running over various people and somehow being the catalyst for them getting together with someone.
call that. call that the. the soulmate subaru of enforcement au
#certified storm moments#tooth fairy#reverse 1999#since subaru is the lesbian car brand she just keeps. getting lesbians together#isokania? boom toof hits kakania accidentally with her car and it starts the isokania sickfic (car accident injury) where they finally have#the time to talk and... maybe get back together? idk#some fucking reason she somehow rear ends sophia with a car. has to be brought back to the foundation/suitcase thus getting her back#in touch with 37 and this is how we get to undoom 37phi slightly#that subaru will undoom lesbians one car collision at a time
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au where tadius is the grizzwald sisters’ bastard brother and recognizes their mangled skin suits for the people they used to be
#cc spoilers#cinderella's castle spoilers#cinderellas castle spoilers#cinderella’s castle#cinderellas castle#tadius#justine grizzwald#lucy grizzwald#benny beeps#saw a tumblr post a while back about tad being their bastard brother and man its a very intruiging concept#i do think if they ever do snow white then their actual brother will be the huntsman#but its a fun concept to toy around with#tho i do wanna try to figure out a way to write smth for it without taking away ella’s agency or smth by accident#maybe he freaks out and can’t do anything about it and ella realizes He Knows#and goes after him and they work together to do something about it???? idk man im just some dude#i do want her to ultimately be the one who kills them tho— if we’re going that route
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Amber's getting bigger.
Stop that.
Right now, young lady.
Or I get the Snorlax to smush her down to size.
Huh?...I didn't have a growth spurt, did I? Oooo I hope I did!
#((she didn't XD))#((idk does she look bigger?))#((might be an accident on my part))#((I try to be consistent with her size but maybe in the recent stuff I drew her bigger lol))#amber answers#answered ask#the coments jester
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charlie emily in FNaF 2 real... omg what if she and vanessa were childhood friends... ahhhhhhhhh allegedy we get henry casting when the trailer drops ehehhehe
looking forward to it 👀 grgrgrghghg cant wait to the reveal who's gonna play Henry
I wonder if there's gonna be some kind of accident with an animatronic. (markiplier voice) THAT THE BITH OF 87??]
#ask#anon#or maybe vanessa almost got into an accident??? or William had another child that died?#idk I take whatever#I need to see the silly 💖 (William) and the other silly (Henry)
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Tbh I was never a fan (or a hater) of the walter is Hannah’s son theory but what if it is true ? I noticed that when Hannah is recording she never refers to her child with pronouns just the name, which seems almost intentionally gender neutral - so what if Alex is her SON and he’s Walter mad he killed Lottie which is why he’s turning Misty against Shauna - and the “Alex” that Shauna is going to visit was all a lie and irs actually melissa bc Shauna is the only one who knows she’s actually alive….
#I also don’t think anyone is trying to kill her#the brakes and the fridge both seems like fr accidents#it kind of mirrors Lottie making her hallucinations fit into smth real and tangible#esp since Shauna never belived in The Wilderness but she’s still got the same mindset#I think if it is Melissa she’s not trying to kill her but she is upset maybe trying to find a way to atone ? idk#yellowjackets#shauna shipman#shaunahat
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tdpo like "fine. we'll give some delicious rayllum content, only everything will be pixelated and we will not say shit about it"
#like they're not even leaks at this point if netflix put them up as an accident they would've been taken down by now#at least i think idk maybe they're stubborn dicks over there#rayllum#tdp s6#tdp#the dragon prince
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