#maybe by accident idk

[highlifeboat]

MeCassa being the most Freudian ship is honestly so funny 🤣🤣

Wait no hold on--

Why are they Freudian

Because Cass loves a shorty to boost her own ego?

Are we suggesting Cass' love to Melon isn't as genuine as one may think?

[lazylittledragon]

im wondering. are jayce's immediate sledge-hammering at the first sign that a doorway might not be accommodating and the "we fucked up" note over the hole in wall related

i think they're just discovering that jayce is very chill about plowing a hammer through a fucking wall at a moment's notice

[catsoupki]

bakugou (pro hero, mid 30s, 2nd on the ranks) who even with two entire teams of medical staff members dedicated to him and red riot, he will still genuinely believe that your kisses are more effective than whatever pain relievers the paramedics try to shove down his throat

[randomfansstuff]

do you think the batkids have like a board or a journal where they keep track of the most batshit insane things they yelled at bruce in the heat of the moment during an arguement

[tsuutarr]

Yandere carnival clown x reader

Tries to cheer you up with treats and jokes and gives you a clown nose like his

YESSS Anon, your mind!!! I LOVE circuses/carnivals/festivals/clown aesthetics!! So here's Polka Stripes the Clown (Polka for short!)

I'm ngl I am SO tempted to make a whole yandere circus + a bunch of yandere clowns hehe

[wandixx]

I've seen a lot of different takes on Fear Toxin/other fear causing stuff (Yellow Lanterns Ring or something)(later just called Fear Toxin cause I'm lazy) but here is another one.

Danny seems like he isn't affected by Fear Toxin because his biggest fear is that his accident changed him so much he is no longer human, he can no longer truly experience human things.

So when he gets lungful of fear Toxin, he feels normal. He was antsy before, because c'mon, it's a rogue attack but it's not worse. Or so he thought. Because the anxiety lingers. Not enough to register as abnormal just this slight hypervigilance that makes you see things about yourself and your surroundings that you'd never realize otherwise. He'd realize he doesn't blink as often. He'd realize that if he doesn't consciously focus, he sometimes seems to not touch the ground. Forgets to breathe. He can't feel his own pulse at time. He'd realize people will miss him when he's walking down the street as if he was invisible (people just don't care about everyone they pass by). When he'd look straight into his reflection, he'd look slightly to the left. Not enough to actually name anything that was wrong but just stretched enough to fall on the wrong side of the uncanny valley. If he just caught his reflection in the peripheral vision, it'd be vaguely shadowy creature with glowing green eyes and white smoke instead of hair. Overall he'd be just wrong enough to be distinctly not human.

For everyone else, he'd be just a dude. Literally couldn't find more normal dude than this dude. Will pass as absolutely normal human unless someone is specifically looking for ecto-ghost stuff. Even most magic users wouldn't clock him at the glance

Tldr: Fear Toxin makes Danny perceive himself as some sort of eldritch horror but not enough to make him believe he'd actually be affected, while from outside perspective he's Just A Dude™

[rebouks]

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Feeling Blue (From Break Up?) Alex can’t help but feel a little used and bruised by this whole Harry situation. She may have been the one to force him to leave her alone, but she didn’t think he’d comply so readily, or move on this fast-.. they haven’t even spoken since the weekend! Oh well, it’s clearly too late to take it all back now and who knows, maybe it’s for the best…

Guilty Conscience (From Meddling) Levi can’t believe how fast Harry and Maddy are back at it again. If he’d known his so-called friend wasn’t being honest when he said he fancied Alex, he never would’ve suggested they get together in the first place.

[steddieas-shegoes]

It’s been done in every which way but Eddie being in an accident of some kind that leaves him paralyzed, but his doctors believe he could walk again with intense physical therapy

He’s stubborn and absolutely hasn’t dealt with any of the trauma of the accident and takes it out on his physical therapist, Steve, who is used to patients being pretty angry about their situation

He always meets Eddie where he is though, tries to keep a smile on his face and joke when appropriate and even shares his cookies from his lunchbox with him

Eventually, Eddie starts making some progress, but instead of being happy about it, he panics and cancels all his PT appointments for the week

Steve tries calling, texting, emailing, doing everything he can to encourage him to keep going, but it all goes unanswered until Gareth, one of Eddie’s closest friends, calls him on Eddie’s phone

He’s depressed and he won’t get out of bed, he’s given up. He’s tired of being in pain and having to try to so hard just to move his damn legs a little

Steve isn’t usually this personal with clients, and tells Gareth he can’t discuss anything medical with him due to patient confidentiality, but insists he should try to drag him to the office the next day before it opens

And somehow, probably through guilt, Gareth manages to wheel a very sullen and grumpy Eddie into the side door entrance to the office at seven in the morning

Steve tells him to come back in an hour to pick him up and Eddie ignores the goodbye Gareth says to him

And Steve pretends nothing is wrong at all, goes through the usual temperature and blood pressure check, asks how he’s feeling and gets a grunt in response, asks if there’s any pain and gets an eye roll

But Eddie met his match in Steve because Steve then pushes him to the center of the workout room, where a large mat is out and a walker is set to the side

“What’s that?”

“Your walker.”

“I don’t need one seeing as I can’t fucking walk.”

“You are today.”

And Steve knows he’s pushing and he hates being pushy

But he knows what his clients are capable of, and he knows without a single doubt in his mind that Eddie is ready to use the walker for five to ten minute increments. He has the leg strength and the stubbornness, he just needs the belief in himself

“Do you want me to hurt myself worse?”

“Of course not. And if you get tired, the seat on the walker is right there. But you can walk and you will walk.”

“And if I call Gareth to come get me right now?”

“Then I don’t believe my services are of value to you anymore and I’ll wish you the best.”

It pained Steve to say it because he knew he was fucking good at what he did, maybe the best in town. His clients often had to wait for his availability to open for weeks or months at a time because of how many people were referred to him

But he said the right thing because Eddie huffed, groaned, and cursed under his breath before wheeling himself to the edge of the mat to hold onto the walker

He pulled himself up

His legs were shaking from not being used for the last few days more than the bare minimum, but his determination was clear

Steve slowly pulled the chair away as Eddie unlocked the brakes of the walker and glared at Steve as he took one step, then two

Sure, he was relying pretty heavily on the walker, maybe more than Steve would’ve liked to see, but he was moving

He made it across the mat and then locked the brakes, sat down on the pad on the walker, and gave a sarcastic grin to Steve

“Happy?”

“Are you?”

And maybe Eddie wasn’t ready to be asked that because he was suddenly sobbing, covering his face as tears flowed down his cheeks

Steve gave him a few seconds before moving to kneel in front of him, pulling his hands away

“You deserve to have your life back, Eddie. You’ve been lucky to have the chance to walk again. Let’s not waste it, okay?”

Eddie spent the rest of the session walking across the mat and taking breaks every two minutes or so

It was better than Steve even expected, but he reminded Eddie not to do too much at once

Eddie didn’t miss any more appointments with Steve, and every appointment, he seemed to be more charming and flirty, more like “the old Eddie” according to Gareth, who drove him most days

Steve never admitted it out loud, but he knew what he felt for Eddie was different from other clients. It felt more personal, and it felt like it could be more someday

When Eddie graduated to a cane, Steve’s services were officially no longer needed

And Eddie decided that he should probably take Steve out on a date

“Since I can walk and hold your hand now,” he winked.

Steve should say no, but he doesn’t

Because holding Eddie’s hand feels even more right as his boyfriend than it did as his physical therapist

[welcometogrouchland]

my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.

[shehungthemoon]

I've realized that truly the worst thing Stiller and Erickson could do would be to move on from Burt and Irving as a lost cause. I don't want a single stilted flashback to the s1 finale that ends with Irving telling the innies that "oh he was already happy, I have to find a way to move on" with some dejected pining throughout.

I want this tragedy to hurt unimaginably and I want Irving to fight to have it, I want grey morality and apostasy all because of true love, I want to see Burt's outtie put in the worst no-win situation, I want to see Irving revel in it while being in the worst pain of his life. I want them to address how Lumon's most devout servant helped spark a rebellion solely because he found a soulmate. And I want to see how Irving even moves forward when he loses it. (DOES he lose it? I don't know. I don't WANT to know for as long as possible.)

There is so much here and the worst thing imaginable would be for them to relegate it.

[superbat-lmao]

For all those skiing accidents Bruce gets into, he must have to actually go skiing a couple of times just for the press coverage.

And before he buys the Planet, Perry sends Clark out to do a piece on the skiing industry and hopefully get an interview with the walking safety hazard that is Bruce Wayne.

Or honestly, have them meet as civilians at any of Bruce’s extreme sport covers. Because galas are boring as fuck and I wanna see Brucie Wayne try and teach Clark Kent how to ski.

[confuzing]

Bingge has been making a mess of the multiverse, looking for a SQQ who'll love him. Why? Excellent question, He's not interrogating his reasoning at all. Why should he? Doesn't he get everything he wants? Doesn't he deserve to have it all?

And yet every time he meets SQQ in any of these dimensions he's spurned, even the nice Shizun from that first universe turned him away... and usually they're much less nice about it. He was killing them for a while but it's been so long he's even bored of that now.

Eventually he finds a ...not quite dimension, more like a little pocket of existence. It's empty except for a bunch of strange machinery, no people. He explores it for a while before coming across a room? arena? of blue glass. He walks out into the middle of the space and the walls begin glowing. He braces himself for an attack- but none comes. Instead words being appearing on the walls.

Welcome Protagonist Luo Binghe! Thank you for providing in-person feedback to the System! Are you satisfied with your ending?

The strange being that speaks to him through the screens uses odd words but Bingge eventually figures out what it wants- and tells it what HE wants.

System has located a world that meets protagonist's requirements. If Luo Binghe is willing to terminated his current account he could restart in this other world.

It takes Bingge a minute to parse that. "Are you saying you can take me somewhere where SQQ will love me but I'd have to die?"

Luo Binghe must die in his current world in order to be reborn into the world meeting his requirements: 1) Scum Villain Shen Qingqiu loves him and 2) he is able to find happiness. System cannot guarantee happiness in any world. The protagonist must earn it for himself.

That's fine. He's not afraid of some hard work. "I'll do it."

Initializing...

~~~~~

There's a woman with long straight hair humming something soft and soothing. There's a man with a loud booming laugh and a red glowing mark on his forehead. There's bright lights that hurt his eyes and screaming. He smells fire and blood and there are hands pulling him every which-way...

The next time he clearly remembers it's dark and cold. Binghe starts awake and doesn't know where he is.

"Mama?' he asks, even though he knows somehow that's wrong. There's movement and quiet groans all around him. He's sandwiched between two other children he realizes. He's notably smaller than either of them. They're curled up in a nest of rags in an alley. That's why it's cold. That's Qi-ge behind him, his back to open space. He's still mostly asleep. And in front of him, up against the wall...

"Mama's gone Binghe." Da-ge says. He sounds grumpy, but he still tugs Binghe closer. (Qi-ge is older than Da-ge, but there's no doubt in his mind which is which.)

"Oh." Binghe says. Da-ge looks like the humming lady...Mama?

His throat hurts. He swallows and then lets out a breathy little sob. Oh...He's crying.

Da-ge's eyes snap open- they're wrong somehow, the wrong color- he pulls Binghe even closer.

"Don't cry didi. I'll take care of you." Da-ge says. He clumsily wipes at Binghe's cheeks. Behind them Qi-ge shifts, one big strong arm coming up to wrap around the both of them.

"We'll be alright, I promise." Da-ge tells him. "Now go back to sleep you silly baby."

Binghe wants to protest. He's not a baby and he's not silly! But he is very tired. So he rests his head on his brother's chest and shuts his eyes.

Upload complete! Congratulations! User designation: Shen Binghe, age 2, exiled Demon Prince. Prerequisite relationship met. User is Scum Villain Shen Qingqiu's beloved little brother. Do your best user, happiness is yours to achieve!

[coern-art-very-cool-and-nice]

the boy in the spotlight versus the girl in the mirror

edit: made a part 2

unshaded version

[centaur-dreaming]

Aftg Hunger Games au with Jean as Katniss because in the end Elodie dies anyway

[yarrowleef]

I think at a certain point we all gotta stop referring to the wc incest issue as "accidents." Like, it can only happen so many times before it's obvious someone made an executive choice to ignore it. it feels like...removing/lessening blame to keep calling it a clueless accident

with the way these books are written, I suspect the wc team mindset is "anything the middle-grade target audience wouldn't remember/question doesn't need to be considered." Like, if Nightheart didn't acknowledge last arc that Bayshine was related to him, then he effectively isn't related to him in the eyes of whatever new reader picked up this arc for the first time. Therefore, might as well not exist. Nothing in this world matters except whatever will get them through the current plotline.

the fact they are writing about animals and consistently refuse to use relatable familial terms like cousin/aunt/uncle/grandparent etc probably makes them comfortable shrugging it off.

the new team especially writes as if they are soft rebooting every other arc. it's the ultimate have your cake and eat it too: they don't want to do the work required to change the world/status quo to prevent this problem (doing so might slightly impede the ease of their break-neck writing speed), but they still want to do standard cliche romantic drama with their new next-gen-protag kits, so…they deal with that road block by ignoring it. There hasn't been a financial incentive not to.

this lack of care is all deeply annoying to me. but we gotta stop calling it an 'accident' b/c that implies they would be motivated to avoid it if it were pointed out to them. dog they know 😭 and they clearly decided it doesn't count if they don't acknowledge it

[ghoul--doodle]

How did Sonic get his prosthetics?

I’m not entirely sure to be honest! I have a couple of different ideas floating around rn but nothing konk-krete